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(@carl-b-correll)
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It looks like obit is real. I don't know who he is, but it is a great, short read.

I guess it could have been put under "Rest In Peace", but I didn't know the man.

Michael "Flathead" Blanchard

Michael "Flathead" Blanchard

Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

Published in Denver Post on April 12, 2012

 
Posted : April 18, 2012 4:39 pm
(@paden-cash)
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Apparently, Chopper wasn't his son...

R.I.P. Flathead

That's got to be the most original mascot I've ever heard of.."Oatmeal".

 
Posted : April 18, 2012 6:43 pm
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"...brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan)..."

So thats a bro named sue ??:-S

 
Posted : April 18, 2012 7:02 pm
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This guy had the right idea:

Russell Larsen

 
Posted : April 19, 2012 6:22 am
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I saw an interview with Yogi Berra some years ago. He was aksed what he wanted on his grave stone.
Yogi answered, "It's over!"

 
Posted : April 19, 2012 7:02 am
(@bill93)
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It's a common newpaper style now to put the spouse's name in parentheses.

 
Posted : April 19, 2012 7:17 am
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He must not have wanted to be too cryptic by saying that "The fat lady has sung". (Or maybe that's just too expensive.)

 
Posted : April 19, 2012 7:26 am