A couple of days ago I saw a 'game' on FB, whereby one changes the first four letter of one's first and last names, with the four letter F-word. There...

People who drive prices in favour of the auctioneer with phoney bids in an auction are called shills or potted plants and seek to provoke a bidding wa...

Toothpicks. I gave up on supplying the field crews with styluses. I suspect this is now the look on site but that's ok, as long as they are being care...

The coffee from the local McD's is highly variable, in temperature (ranging from room to thermo-nuclear) and taste (ranging from mouse-pee to skunk) b...

@holy-cow It's taken me all day to work that one out. Hairstyles were a lot bigger back then.

@holy-cow Years ago I fell for that last one, only it wasn't some pecker-head sitting on the fence, it was four Bro's that burst out of the bushes an...

Stunning. I hope there was a road up there. BTW, the photo file name is "Curry", is that significant?

@dmyhill Probably not. You'll see that he qualified it by saying it is only in December that it is the best university in the country: "She graduate...

@holy-cow It's a bit early to be negotiating pre-nuptials, we've only just met.

@holy-cow It got me musing that every country has its "State of Tasmania" but I was too scared to enquire as to which one that might be in the USA.

@holy-cow It was about the consequences for livestock and humans getting lost in Tasmania. ?ÿ

In regards to the first of your stated firsts, is this still a dating forum?

@holy-cow I remember you being very fond of that joke about Tasmania.

I've said it before but my favourite duck jokes are: ?ÿ Why did the chicken cross the road? To see Gregory Peck. ?ÿ Why did the chicken run back ...

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@holy-cow Ahem. "hear".

@oldpacer I was recently out surveying for the road authority in an urban area, and some old biddy came along and started complaining that on Sundays...

From what I gather, every town has its "Lover's Lane", and I presume it was the surveyor who got to name it thus.

Should that be "... but not in the manner ..."?