Loyal, post: 435760, member: 228 wrote: I've been my only employee for 32 years, and I want a raise!:mad:LoyalSounds like you need to have a long talk...

Holy Cow, post: 435450, member: 50 wrote: Now, if I could only remember where I laid my cell phone.You will find that 20 years down the road when yo...

Addition to my comment above. I forgot to mention that the supposed cause of the cone in the cul-de-sac had something to do with AutoCAD (early versio...

A number of years ago at a surveying company I used to work for: On one section, the client decided to do the water and sewer themselves. Then promptl...

At where I work, the staff is expected to do work of the highest standards. Yet customers regularly have errors and omissions in the "work" they provi...

gschrock, post: 434790, member: 556 wrote: ........should have ended in high school for most. There are way too many things that should have ended in...

I drove a rebar through a gas line once. In a new development that was not graded out yet, therefore not ready for property corners to be set.... yet ...

Look out guys, there's a cold blooded zombie who doesn't have a pulse! (Go to a doctor and have that checked, OK?)My proof? He says that 65 degrees is...

I feel your pain. I truly do.

Thanks for the responses guys! I will let my brother know he will likely want to just give it to the neighbor as a bonus once he finds the transit the...

So, let me get this straight. A routine that I am figuring You wrote, you are now saying has (now had) a gremlin. Which makes you a master gremlin if ...