I’m an attorney and I’m going to turn you into the board for giving legal advice. I can GIVE anything to anybody I want; if I charge a fee for lega...

which generates an eyebrow lift I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on to high... She looked surprised

My perception of the whole thing: Flat Earthers are only trying see how pissed off you'll get at their stupidity. They will even go as far as proving...

@blitzkriegbob

Didn't see this, the first time around... Shooting from the hip; I'd say a weighted mean, but that isn't an option, so I could be wrong...

@dave-o Not so much the tatts but the skin it was on...

@holy-cow Buffalo Bill? Hannibal Lector? Silence of the lambs?

That's it hangin over there on the shed!

@dave-o

The Sailing Stones of Death Valley