Do you know how many lawyer jokes there are?Four.All the rest are true.

The developer was given the opportunity to design the lots as he wished, as long as the city/county got its minimum width R/W's. If the lots as desig...

Our local Chinese hand laundry was run by a guy named Ollie Olsen.Seems that he was in line for immigration behind a guy named Ollie Olsen, and when t...

It's 108° here today.A puddle of Hershey's sounds good.

How can I get some tokens "on account" so I can read the rest of the story?

How have you been doing it up 'til now?

3 legged tableWhen I turned 18 my father cut off my corner of the table as a hint that it was time to leave the house.I figured I had to stay to hold ...

I have been very fortunate....All the crews got called into the supervisor's office one morning before anyone left for the day.It seems a backsight wa...

I don't like legends at all!Draw an arrow to it and say what you found/did/didn't do.That way there's no questions.So you have to write out "SET 2" Ir...

"They'll never notice it at 45 miles per hour."

Maybe you could steal one from somewhere and put it in between the "t" and "s" in "thats".

ponds?I think you mean "pawns".

Second Coming 30-Jun-2012I don't think a leap second has ever been subtracted from the current time.