And the classic is the slope stakes:"They don't line up!"

I'll bet I've heard from every realtor in Hawai'i about our vacant half acre lot with offers from $2,000 (gotta love the chutzpah there) to $55,000. S...

Our family motto is "Learn every language you can and never get a tattoo"

What's the real name for those "feathers" or "whiskers" that are used to identify wood hubs or 40d nails? What are other names for them? Are they "S...

The first one I ever learned was the bullpr!ck.

I know of a woman who was fired and not given access to her computer. After she was out the door the IT guy typed "joke" into her email and found 4,0...

@said-lot : "That sounds like a fun project! It will be my first survey and I'm looking foward to do it. I don't know what it will cost, but my budd...

The Ashley Book of Knots considers that a dangerous knot.

I'll guarantee you the know-it-all in the OP will lie to you if you accuse him/her of doing something wrong.

I will probably die before my Schoenstadt does. I've had it for 51 years and sent it to the shop once for a new volume control knob.

I told my wife "Roses are red, grass is green. I love your hair, your nose and your spleen."

We usually use punch marks on the rim for cross ties when the point falls on a manhole lid, but I've seen "+" marks, punches inside triangles, punches...

Almost any "Elementary Surveying" book will do. The basics will be covered and for those who want to learn more it too will be available. If you can...

Because a pencil won't leak in your shirt or vest pocket.

Sunny southern California (Pasadena to be exact).

A lady in court for a traffic ticket asked the judge if he would be interested in a contest to void the ticket. He said, "Sure, what do you have in m...