In six or seven times I have never lost in Small Claims court. A realtor stiffed me for a measly $100 and died before I could collect (Divine interven...

@dougie : A teapot

How many lawyer jokes are there? None. They're all true.

@mightymoe : There's an old story about a lawyer who just got his degree and license and decided to move to a small town out west where he was the onl...

@dougie : teats, toes, and testicles. (The real answer ends with a$$holes)

I sent the list to my three children and gave a copy to my wife, who scored "1". The oldest said he would eat almost everything on the list if it was...

Long, long ago (in a city not far away) when I was a budding IM we had a party chief who didn't trust the Lenker and would only use a Philly rod. His...

I'm persnickety. I "scored" 16.

The first thing you have to learn is that the Lenker rod reads with the numbers increasing down the rod and the Philly rod reads with the numbers incr...

Wave some money in their faces (not bribery, new fees!) and see what exceptions might be made.

Saturday mornings weren't cartoons, they were classical music videos (way ahead of their time).

Once you've heard "The Four Seasons" you've heard everything Vivaldi ever wrote.

Anybody ever draw a map with metric measurements? With a scale of 1:300?

If the plane can't move forward it can't generate air over the wings to generate lift, but it can move forward by the thrust of the engines.

It's NOT bacon grease, it's bacon OIL!

@fairbanksls : I'm a believer in "No pain, no pain."

@cv : You bring to mind the carper layer who finished his job and decided to have a cigarette, but when he reached in his pocket the pack was missing....

If you keep raw data such as the vertical angle and elevation difference you should be able to verify a horizontal distance if it's questionable even ...

It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox. It recently fell on March 22nd one year as I remember.

@holy-cow : If they were sabots you might have slivers.