Hear!Hear!

Throw everyting out and keep a pint of Jim Beam as an antispetic and pain killer.

My doctor says I look good on paper after all those blood draw and urine tests. When I asked for a second opinion he said, "OK. Your're ugly!"

Is SAM peculiar to Florida?

I, too, check plats and subdivision maps for three cities. I'm not bashful about bleeding all over the paper to correct what are obvious errors. Thing...

The government owns the spandrel, not the fillet.

I'm going naked...as a tripod.

My favorite Paul Lynde answer was when he was asked "What's a capon?" He replied that's a chicken that goes "A-doodle-doo".

Given the final misclosure by bearing and distance, the correction to the intermediate points is proportional to the distance along the traverse and a...

Wow! That's great information. Thank you.

I think that if there was anyone on this board who I would like to have lunch with, it would be Paden.

Never say "No": say $20,000, paid in advance.

My dad told this story of traveling in the family Model T: If you had to go to the bathroom you would just lift one of the wooden floor boards and ma...