I tell people I majored in physics:?ÿ I took up time and space.

A better wording would be $1.00 per mile, $250 a night for lodging, and $100 per day for food.

The one who scared me the most was the guy who said "Do you have insurance??ÿ I want to sue the County!"

The cost doesn't matter because they aren't going to pay you anyway.

I completed and had filed a Parcel Map without the "...in the State of California" phrase in the subtitle. Found out decades later it wasn't required...

There's nothing worse hearing when you're running the rod on a topo and the instrument person says, "When did you change the rod height to 6.00?"

Prelude: I think most baselines that have a monument to check steel tapes have it set just under 100.000 feet so that every tape can be checked, espec...

My daughter suggests "Theodoglite"

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I had a chance once to buy a T-4.?ÿ Passed.?ÿ Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!

@holy-cow :?ÿ Perfect financial planning is when the check to the undertaker bounces.