Real surveyors don't retire, they just get out of line.

While surveying in an intersection at the corner of a high school we found hundreds of coins embedded in the asphalt.?ÿ It appeared that they might ha...

All my money is tied up in cash.

One day a fellow worker came in and said he was watching a Johnny Carson show episode with seven Marilyn Monroe look-a-likes. He mentioned how good t...

I'm guessing you've got a good looking daughter!

"All I know is that I know nothing"ƒ?? Socrates

So I guess that the low demand for surveying/geomatics classes should result in their demise?

There is a discussion of this very topic on californiasurveyors.org and it's quite lengthy.

And then there was the lady who fell into a vat of cold cream and softened to death.

Around here UPS stands for Unlimited Parking Spots.?ÿ They park anywhere they damn well please and typically block your view trying to get out of a dr...

When I bought our property in Hawai'i in 1985 a survey was required, even for a vacant lot (or maybe especially for a vacant lot). I paid a whopping ...

@dave-karoly :?ÿ And if those don't confuse 'em will throw Hueneme and LaJolla at 'em.

Is that a spare chainman on the right?

I was first hired as a community college surveying instructor based soley on my being licensed for six years at the time (and the time I took to get t...

I thought I would raise some chickens too.?ÿ I bought the chicks at the pet store and planted them in rows about 9 inches apart.?ÿ Nothing grew.?ÿ May...

And then there was the guy whose wife had her credit card stolen, but he never reported it because the thief was spending less than is wife.

Or as lawyer would say, "What do you want it to mean?"

It used to be that "dropping a dime" was to tattle on someone; now it's that great country song "Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares!"

I tell people I majored in physics:?ÿ I took up time and space.