Merry Christmas to all.
Santa: (to sales clerk at candy store) I think that will be enough for this year.
Sales Clerk: OK. That'll be $XXXXXXXXXX,00.
Santa: (handing over cash to the clerk) That should cover it.
Sales Clerk: Yes, sir. But, I need to punch in your zip code.
Santa: Sorry, we don't have a Post Office at the North Pole.
Sales Clerk: But, it's store policy. I must enter a zip code for you.
Santa: Try hitting the 7 four times, the 2 once, the 6 twice, the 8 once and the 2 once. That should do it.
Santa: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
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It's not too late for the SWMBO in your house (and a few HWMBO) to put in a special request to Santa for something extra special this year. Have them leave a message here. Miracles have been known to happen.
Pray for peace,people,everywhere
Do you hear what I hear/Baba O'Riley
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Half done. More visits tomorrow.
Robert Hill, post: 405823, member: 378 wrote: Do you hear what I hear/Baba O'Riley
I hear teenage wasteland (wasting), The Who.