...that if I ever suffer a traumatic head injury I can still support myself with gainful employment as a paralegal reviewing ALTA surveys 😉
> ...that if I ever suffer a traumatic head injury I can still support myself with gainful employment as a paralegal reviewing ALTA surveys 😉
lol
We have a very good neighbor and good friend who is the closest living incarnation of the tv character Lucy from I love Lucy.
When we met, I asked her what she did before marriage and mother hood and she told n that she was a paralegal in N'orlins.
The only strange thing about all of this is..if she is Lucy that makes me Fred Mertz and that is slowly becoming plausible.
> ...that if I ever suffer a traumatic head injury I can still support myself with gainful employment as a paralegal reviewing ALTA surveys 😉
So funny and true 😀
I spent to many hours last week trying with no success to explain two surveys being on different bearing basis and that "West" can mean North 88 deg. West. When I was forwarded to the attorney who was more-clueless, I gave up and put the description in cardinal directions as they wanted on my drawing (in a very light line weight) with a BIG note.
They were able to take a very easy straight forward survey with good found monumentation and make it look maybe not so? Yes, I should have just stood my ground. Guess they caught me at a weak moment.
I just finished one where the paralegal insisted that I remove the hyphens from right-of-way, and insisted that I make a subject/verb grammatical error. Her reason was that the schedule of exceptions had to match my survey. Those are but a few of more than 20 "corrections" the wanted. A reference to the northeast corner of the tract had to be capitalized. She insisted that I list the flood zone as X500 instead of X, which is actually is labeled on FIRM.