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"You know...smoking is the leading cause of lung cancer....."
I'd take the high road in the manner of a gentleman.?ÿ There's no need to loose your cool.
First, I'd knock him silly with a pick handle up side the head.?ÿ Then I would remove one earring with a dull butter knife.?ÿ When he regained consciousness I'd give him back the bottom half of his ear and tell him next time it will be his scrotum.
Like I said, no need to get excited.?ÿ Just retain composure and do what needs to be done.
Well as I always say, ??err on the side of caution and always check with your probation officer first!?. ?????ÿ
Sorry, but both of you seem to be trying to enter the wrong house.?ÿ Go away and never come back again.
"Hi, pleased to meet you. C'mon in."
Because either you have a relationship problem with your kid and if you react negatively, you're just going to make it worse (in multiple ways), or you've raised your kid right, because your kid sees something beyond the surface with this person. Either way, your kid needs your love and support.
Meanwhile, would I internally be going, "yaaaaa!!!!!"? Yup, but freaking out, denying entrance, etc. just has the chance of driving away your kid.?ÿ
Yeah, I know the OP is making a joke. ?????ÿ
Um, where is your face mask? They make em with a zipper now, so you can still smoke!
Naw, I like @Payden 's answer better!
Welcome to Earth!
And, how's things on the planet you came from? Can I see your space ship??ÿ
Are we starting a Side Show of Freaks for the circus? How much are we going to charge for people to view "IT"?
This reminds of a young man that used to work for me and a story about his girlfriend's tattoo.?ÿ She had the name of her ex tattooed on the back of her shoulder.?ÿ It was kind of wavy and (if I remember) the name was "Freddy" or something.
Anyway, my employee was saving up money to get the tat removed.?ÿ When they found out just what was involved in tat removal they opted to have another tat done over the old one.?ÿ Sounded like a plan.?ÿ
The line of wavy letters lent themselves to maybe the shape of a snake.?ÿ So the young lady went to the tat palace and had them cover up Freddy's name with a snake.?ÿ When it all healed she had a wonderful tattoo of a snake on her shoulder...with the name "Freddy" plainly visible down the middle.?ÿ
Oh, young love is so delicate.?ÿ 😉
And then there was the alien who landed amongst the Amazon women who said "Take me to a ladder, I'll see your leader later!"
Around 2006 I worked with a guy who fancied himself an artist. Wasn't too bad at sculpture, but he decided that because he was good at that, he was automatically a good tattoo artist.
He got a janky old setup from one of his friends and proceeded to practice...on himself. Since he was right-handed, he ended up with tattoos all over his left arm.
Not good tattoos, either. He was big into fishing, so a lot of his tattoos were of the fish he had "conquered". But due to his skill level, they were more reminiscent of Dr. Seuss' "One Fish, Two Fish" characters than any living specimen.
One day, he orders himself a bunch of equipment, and when it arrives he decides to bring it along in the work truck. Now, I wasn't working with him that day, but when we roll back into the warehouse his crew chief pulls me and a couple of the other guys aside and says, "Hey, just a word of warning, do NOT get a tattoo from this guy."
The chief then describes the "tattoo artist" opening up all the sterile bags containing the various attachments to the his new tattoo gun, handling those attachments, then putting them back into said sterile bags....after the crew had spent all morning dipping sanitary sewer manholes.
I mean, none of us were even considering the notion, but that sort of sealed the deal.
I'd say "Know anything about Trimble?"
