I'm sure you all have heard the story of the six blind men who tried to describe an elephant.
Well, six blind elephants went to describe humans and all reported back that they are flat.
My Dad would ask how do you keep the elephants away? Then he would say like this snapping his fingers and you don??t see any elephants, do you?
How do you get down off an elephant?
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You don't get down off an elephant.?ÿ You get down off a duck.
You get down off a duck.
and gooses
How do you get a KU grad off your porch?
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Pay for the Pizza
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I love that joke.?ÿ My three daughters, on the other hand, do not find it nearly so humorous as they each have at least one degree from Snob Hill to their credit.?ÿ They also don't appreciate reminded them that the effluent from the sewage treatment facility in Manhattan, home to KSU, enters the Kansas River so it can flow to the public water intake in Lawrence, home to KU.
A bizarre twist to that story is that while I was attending KSU my wife ordered a pizza one late afternoon.?ÿ She looked at the delivery guy and he looked at her.?ÿ There was a sense of familiarity.?ÿ Turned out the delivery guy was one of my high school classmates.?ÿ He was also attending KSU but needed to earn some extra money.?ÿ Unlike KU graduates, though, he was able to get a real job following graduation.
That joke is frequently told about drummers and various musicians.
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I thought you meant you had disliked something he had posted.?ÿ Technology is confusing for us abacus operators.
I preferred the old way when you could see how many likes a post had. "Reacted" doesn't tell you anything useful.
@bill93 I like how ??reacted? keeps my ??dislikes? ??anonymous.?
