Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) :'( o.O +o( :-O 😉 B-) :snarky:
What Is Texting Angel ?
Paul in PA
What Is Texting Angel ?
Paul...you crack me up!! :party:
Songs for the "Over 50" Crowd.... ?
Here's some "oldies" that might hit the charts again:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba---
Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
And last, but NOT least:
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
If you only knew what seniors really like....:-O
Have a great week! B-)
LMGA Lost My Glasses Again
WCSIKI Wait, Centrum Silver Is Kicking In
🙂
Angel,
You youngsters gotta stop making fun of us oldsters!
> Angel,
>
> You youngsters gotta stop making fun of us oldsters!
I'm not young anymore, though... 43 in a few months!! :-O :'( :-@ B-) :-$
43!:-D Oh my, aren't you the child~:-P
-JD-
> 43!:-D Oh my, aren't you the child~:-P
>
> -JD-
I know, huh... :'( :-/ |-) o.O :bored: :pinch: :woot:
Angel, you do know, don't you, that on this site you're complaining to a bunch of 50, 60 and 70 year-olds about being in your 40's. My oldest son is your age. 😀
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
> Angel, you do know, don't you, that on this site you're complaining to a bunch of 50, 60 and 70 year-olds about being in your 40's. My oldest son is your age. 😀
Not all of ya are older than me!! B-) B-)
I know Jered Mcgrath is younger... who else on here is younger?? :-S Surely we have to have a few more youngin's around here... 😀
Proof I'm older. Here's a pic of me from yesterday...Granted I lost 72 pounds, but...My age is showing in my dyed hair and face. 😐
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
Well not under 42, will be pushing 44 here in a few months. I always have been the young one in our crowd. Four of us have work together for the last 18+ years and I had to hire a helper young than myself just to not be refereed to as the young pup.
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
I will be 39 in a week or so.
Angel, congratulations on losing 72 pounds! I need to do the same thing.
I feel much older than I am.
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
> ...Granted I lost 72 pounds......
Congratulations Angel. Not only young, but beautiful. Don't latch on to that "old" thing so fast. Wendell's a lucky man and you have a lot going on.
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
I'm 34. Congrats on the 72 pounds! My wife has just past the 80 pound weight loss mark herself, so I know how much effort it takes.
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
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Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
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Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
Me! Me! Me! I'm 39! Until November...them I'm officially middle-aged
Who is younger than 42 on here?? Jered...etc??? (Pic!)
41...for another 33 days!!!
