Saw this bumper sticker on a car yesterday.
God is perfect. Noah built in a floodplain.
> Saw this bumper sticker on a car yesterday.
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> God is perfect. Noah built in a floodplain.
Me likey. :angel:
That is good.
I saw one last week that said:
Honk if you love Jesus
Text and drive if you want to meet him.
I'm sure if FEMA was around back then, they would have had Noah paying a pretty premium to insure his boat (built on a hill, no doubt).
> I saw one last week that said:
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> Honk if you love Jesus
> Text and drive if you want to meet him.
I saw a woman yesterday who, based on her driving, may be meeting him much sooner than she plans. I just hope she doesn't introduce anyone else prematurely.
:bad:
> > I saw one last week that said:
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> > Honk if you love Jesus
> > Text and drive if you want to meet him.
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> I saw a woman yesterday who, based on her driving, may be meeting him much sooner than she plans. I just hope she doesn't introduce anyone else prematurely.
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> :bad:
Wendells distant cousin did that. 20 years old...2 weeks away from her 21st birthday. Texting and driving at 65+ MPH. Hit the guardrail, it went through her windshield, almost decapitated her. When her grandma visited us a few years back, I made my daughter listen to grandma tell the story and show my daughter the photos she had of it all. Sort of like shock therapy. I think it knocked some sense into my daughter - she never ever texts and drives.
(Plus she knows if she does & gets caught, adios car & everything else!!) :-O
If any other county agencies were around then, Noah would never, ever, gotten the approvals to build the boat in the first place:-P
Of course, I have to remember Bill Cosby's routine about Noah. Riiighht.
My father used to play that when I was a child- Absolute Classic!
