More important than the spelling police:
Only in Florida
The preacher was preaching on the subject of how we are but dust for from dust we are made and to dust we will return. As the congregation was quietly considering the situation, a young congregant asked in aloud voice "MOM, WHAT IS BUTT DUST?
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This could happen at my place. How about yours?
The raccoons here eat anything that walks, crawls, or hadn't been dead too long.
But when you feed an alligator and then stop, this happens....
another of the many reasons I don't want to live in Florida.
Only in Florida
The "Medium Crap" should be named the "Bat$hit Crazy Crap" stretch. People are so pissed off after gettting loose from crawling in the "Complete Crap" or "Disney Crap" zones they will drive 90-100 mph until they "cool off".
https://www.wesh.com/article/interstate-4-named-most-dangerous-highway-in-the-nation/36148705
