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(@ruel-del-castillo)
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On June 29, a group of Orlando, Florida bikers were riding south on
I-275 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Skyway Bridge, so they
stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley,
walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper,
and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ...

"Well, before you jump, why don 't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that ...

It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another
one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents won't let me dress up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

 
Posted : 07/12/2012 3:34 pm
(@holy-cow)
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Got me with that one.

Ptui!

 
Posted : 07/12/2012 4:43 pm
(@don-blameuser)
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Don't say "ewwww."
Snoop would hit it.
Where is Snoop, anyway?
Being good, I guess.

Don

 
Posted : 07/12/2012 5:49 pm
(@noodles)
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:-O Goodness gracious!! :-O

 
Posted : 07/12/2012 11:12 pm
(@dallas-morlan)
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No question in my mind "she" jumped, about a half second after the biker whispered "You're going to regret that kiss the rest of your life!"

 
Posted : 08/12/2012 9:45 am