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Japanese couple in an argument over ways of highly erotic sex....

Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda Tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina Tim kouji!.

And you sit there reading this crap as if you understand Japanese!

You are really unbelievable!

I always knew that anything with SEX in the title would grab your attention!
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Posted : July 31, 2013 5:11 pm
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Amazing what the backseat of a Lexus will accommodate.

In a Volkswagen, the best you can hope for is Fahrvergnügen. :>

 
Posted : July 31, 2013 8:23 pm
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..they both need some sake 😉

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 2:48 am
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That was beyond me. And, that means it is pretty far out!

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Posted : August 1, 2013 4:24 am
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Speaking of.......

The CEO of Sony's Japanese Main Office was in NY for a board meeting. After a presentation, one of the NY VP's approached him.

"Mr. President, I feel I must tell you some shocking news. But I am afraid you will not believe me."

"Go ahead," says the CEO, "you are one of my trusted aides. I'll decide whether or not what you say is true."

"Well, office gossip has it that your wife is having an affair with an accountant from our Tel Aviv office, Moshe Schwartz."

"Outrageous! That's impossible!" cries the president.

"No, no...it happened on when the Tel Aviv staff came here for our annual meeting."

The president goes home to Tokyo, and as his wife greets him, he says "I heard the strangest rumor while I was in New York. Someone told me you were having an affair with Moshe Schwartz from our Tel Aviv office."

The wife replies, "Husband-san....who is telling you this mishegas?"

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 11:27 am
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Speaking of.......

hmmmm....I'm embarrassed to say that I don't get this one.

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 11:41 am
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Speaking of.......

I didn't get it either on first reading, but deduced a likely answer that turned out to be right.
mishegas: Yiddish (spoken by the German Jewish community) - Insanity or craziness

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 11:52 am
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There was this old couple sitting in their rockers

There was this old couple sitting in their rockers out on the porch one afternoon.

Suddenly, the old lady reaches over and smacks the old man very hard across the face.

They continue to rock for a while, then the old man finally says, "What was that for?"

A couple minutes later the old lady says, "For 55 years of lousy, inept sex."

A couple minutes later the old man reaches over and smacks the old lady very hard across the face.

They continue to rock for a while, then the old lady says," What was that for?"

A couple of minutes later the old man says, "For knowing the difference."

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 3:14 pm
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Reminds me of the newlyweds who mixed up KY & Window Putty.

All the windows in their house fell out.

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 8:01 pm
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Forgive me but I had to ask a good friend who is fluent in Japanese to look at this.
Of course it's pure gibberish.

Thinking about it now though, I'll bet it's actually a really good joke and he's just messing with me.
I can't wait to get my hands on that SOB tomorrow.
He's gonna be really sorry.
I thought he was my buddy.

 
Posted : August 1, 2013 10:41 pm
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Speaking of.......

Mishegas

crazy; crazyness

This can be spelled "meshugas" as well and comes directly from the Hebrew word "meshuga", which also means crazy.

 
Posted : August 2, 2013 11:44 am