Happy weekend.
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Yikes!
urban version:
As Gomer Pyle used to say, "Surprise, surprise, surprise."
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There is a very old joke that goes something like this.
Smithers is on a vacation in Spain. He takes in a bull fight which, of course, results in the death of the bull. Several hours later he is in a fancy restaurant that is very close to the bull fight arena. He can't read Spanish so he asks the waiter for help. He ends up with the "Special of the Day". After finishing he asks the waiter to explain what this delightful meal actually was. He learns it was the "oysters" from the bull.
The next day Smithers returns to the same restaurant and orders the "oysters". They are just as delightful as the day before but much smaller. He calls to the waiter for an explanation. The waiter tells him, "Some days the bull wins."
