DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he ...removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish. On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge... Show him your badge!
Love that joke.
They can run a lot faster than you think...
Ayuh...You can run but you will only die tired.
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I worked on a ranch when I was a kid that had some monster size bulls like this one, they sold seman from these bulls for 2k a pop and this was in the early 80's.
There was one in particular that would have loved to gore you to death if he had the opportunity, one day I drove a John Deere tractor into a corral with him and this bull slammed his head against the front side of the tractor and slid it around until the tractor was pinned against the fence....holy cow, he was the most bad a$$ bovine I ever met! (besides Holy Cow of course)
