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(@john1minor2)
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How many BeerLeg users does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"... and another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb site.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 9:29 am
(@dave-karoly)
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How many parishioners does it take to change the light bulb at the Church?

One to change it and 20 to stand around and talk about how much better the old light bulb was.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 9:42 am
(@holy-cow)
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Vat iz dis ting you call lihgt bubl? Enny tie to lihgtskware?

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 10:01 am
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:good: :good:

I hereby nominate this as "Post of the Year"

Have a great week!

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 10:19 am
(@dave-karoly)
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How many land surveyors does it take to change the light bulb?

Change the light bulb, what?

obviously the fixture was installed by a jack leg and we need to install a new fixture at the "true" location I just calculated from the light fixture instructions.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 10:24 am
(@noodles)
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LOL you guys are silly... 😀

Last time I changed a light bulb, the bulb came out but the screwy inside part did not. What a pain in the butt that was!! From now on, Wendell is the bulb changer. 😛

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 1:55 pm
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I second that. (What FL GA said)

And, if not, well, may a hickory nut pop me on the noggin!

🙂

N

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 2:23 pm
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You forgot the discussion about using a potato to change a broken bulb.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 2:52 pm
(@holy-cow)
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The potato thing is no longer recommended. Seriously, I read an item in a newspaper recently featuring proper and improper ways to get the job done.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 3:35 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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Since curves were involved you should have had Keith change the light bulb.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 3:45 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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You should use two rods made from welding rod to find the burned out bulb first.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 3:46 pm
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True - Shouldn't recommend it - I use a voltmeter too 😉
Good advice you gave!

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 4:19 pm
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I like it john

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 5:00 pm
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Joe
This post has generated way more interest than I thought it might. I have to confess though that I copied it from another location and changed the name to beer leg.

 
Posted : November 27, 2011 5:08 pm
(@adamsurveyor)
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> Since curves were involved you should have had Keith change the light bulb.

First we must determine if it's a simple curve or a spiral.....

 
Posted : November 28, 2011 6:53 am
(@adamsurveyor)
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That's disappointing.....maybe another more original thread would be better....

 
Posted : November 28, 2011 6:55 am
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Apologies to Wendell and Angel - Hijack

> Last time I changed a light bulb, the bulb came out but the screwy inside part did not.

Anybody else find this happening more and more often? My experience has been that every third bulb or so comes apart easily when extracting from it's socket.

Is this a case of cheap imported products, shoddy munfacturing techniques or what?

 
Posted : November 28, 2011 1:01 pm
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Apologies to Wendell and Angel - Hijack

There are a lot more that last only a little while and then come apart when you go to take them out!!! I just wish it didn't take so many folks to change one!!!

 
Posted : November 28, 2011 1:07 pm