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(@marine2844)
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Click bait!!!!

Nah surveyors don't suck, but thought I'd say hi. But since you clicked on this I'm just gonna assume it worked to get your attention.

I live in Oklahoma and am not a surveyor. But I have met a few in my years of work. For the most part they are a likeable bunch.

I operate a Drafting and Design firm on a small farm in NE OK, and though my background is mostly civil design, I've been slammed with work from surveyors.?ÿ A weird note... I have yet to do any work in this state? Sorta wondering if OK is busy,.

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Anyway I saw a few post and though I'd jump in on the conversation a bit.?ÿ Hope you gents don't mind me hanging around.

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Donald

 
Posted : January 15, 2022 10:57 pm
(@holy-cow)
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Welcome.?ÿ We appreciate getting fresh perspectives from more than just surveyors.

 
Posted : January 16, 2022 8:07 am
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Welcome!

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 8:26 am
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Welcome!

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Posted : January 17, 2022 12:29 pm
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You know you've found a special place when you can walk into the bar with a greeting like that and get a warm welcome.

Wendell runs a clean ship and doesn't let us fight for real.

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 1:37 pm
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John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, Johnƒ??s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, ƒ??Are these plates clean?ƒ?

His grandpa replied, ƒ??Theyƒ??re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.ƒ?

For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. ƒ??Are you sure these plates are clean?ƒ? he asked.

Without looking up, Grandpa said, ƒ??I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!ƒ??ÿ

Later, as John was leaving, his grandpaƒ??s dog started to growl and wouldnƒ??t let him pass.

John said, ƒ??Grandpa, your dog wonƒ??t let me get by!ƒ?

Grandpa yelled to the dog, ƒ??Cold Water, go lie down!ƒ?

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 1:46 pm
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Posted by: @marine2844

Anyway I saw a few post and though I'd jump in on the conversation a bit.?ÿ Hope you gents don't mind me hanging around.

Not at all, another a$$hole is always welcome here. ?????ÿ

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 2:13 pm
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@nate-the-surveyor?ÿ I heard the same joke except it was with 2 dogs named "Soap" and "Three-Waters".

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 2:32 pm
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Forgot to say..............Stay Out Of the Casinos!!!!?ÿ They're everywhere, they're everywhere!!!!!?ÿ Downstream, High Winds, Buffalo Run, Prairie Sun, Indigo Sky, The Stables, Quapaw, Prairie Moon, Outpost?ÿ Haven't lost a dollar in one yet.

 
Posted : January 17, 2022 2:37 pm