Great, now we gotta print new maps, who do you...
... report to? I would like to kick his ...
> ... report to? I would like to kick his ...
..Anus with a steel toed boot! He squinted his eyes together with a look of....
...a scorned woman at a beauty pageant then he said...
> ...a scorned woman at a beauty pageant then he said...
What do you think these maps are?...Denny's place mats?...Some kind of BeerLeg coaster?...Why I aught to...
> What do you think these maps are?...Denny's place mats?...Some kind of BeerLeg coaster?...Why I aught to...
Show you just how these maps are made!! As he wheels out a big giant plotter and proceeds to....
...review the pens in the carousel...
And then the phone rang....it was someone calling about....
That casino in the survey noire that had never been finished. Did the realtor croak in that ending? Or did the.....
Rabbit die?
> Rabbit die?
the Realtor's rabbit died...the deal fell through...and the Surveyor put a lien on the casino...and wrote a letter to...
... Obama, asking for a bailout. Then ...
Nate prints more money...TDD buys more gold...and then the price of a survey in Tyler, Texas is...
Not enough for any surveyor in their right mind to do. $5 just doesn't cut it, dude!! The dude yelled back...
$5 DOLLARS? Ive only got 4, will you take that and a.....?
> The dude yelled back...
I read my Great Grandpa's diary!...He used to survey for the GOVernMENT!!! The goin' rate was $3 dolla a MILE!!!!...I only got a little lot!!!!
Then...as a hush fell...the surveyor said:
Forget it, I am gonna log onto Beerleg.com and find out if the crazy woman has gone after Andy yet!!! Hey listen to this post...
I was questioned by the police...about my survey of the wastelands belonging to Ms. Tresp...(wife of N.O. Tresp)...where a brick wall with 'posted' signs was torn down...
I was trying to bring a bit of AMUSEMENT and LEVITY into the situation...
...but Mr. Tresp's teenage darter said...
"Ya better run before my momma starts throwing the bricks AT you!!" We all took one look at a brick flying from the porch and....
> "Ya better run before my momma starts throwing the bricks AT you!!" We all took one look at a brick flying from the porch and....
hid behind the toked up bear...the one with his stash hidden in a tupperware container...
I yelled back to ol' momma that she should...
