I'm going to pregnancy check a cow.
Nate
Nate...a prayer might be in order if the significant other shows up. Last will? I've always liked you....:)
I will admit, while doing it, I felt like dung... she was trying to expel me the whole time. And, I don't think she is preg.
Gotta find a bull!
Nate
So long as you aren't the Daddy, I guess you're still an alright guy.
😀
Right arm or left?
jud
Who said anything about an arm? 😀 Sorry, that was wrong.
> Who said anything about an arm? 😀 Sorry, that was wrong.
I heard the procedure went smoothly because Nate had already been training her to backup to the stump to make up for the height difference.
Now that thar is funy.
And he would have gotten away with it but ....
but the pig squealed.
Maybe I should have requested prayer for the cow!
This turned into the thread of the week in Non-Surveying. LOL
Well, if'n you ain't got no bull....
I'm bettin' she ain't preggers.
And he would have gotten away with it but ....
Sheep lie. :-O
Not A Joke
While artificial inseminating or checking a cow's uterus, the cow can have spasms that will break your arm. After it is broken it is not much fun pulling it back out.
Paul in PA
Not A Joke
Sounds like your speaking from experience(?).
😉
Mooooooooooooooooooo !
RADU
Mooooooooooooooooooo !
Practice. Practice. Practice.
Seriously, even those who do many preg checks each week can have problems with accuracy. It's a minor expense compared to the value of the progeny desired.
Signed,
The Cow
