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During the Holiday Season...

When all the in-laws, parents, grandparents, and god knows whom else they drag in with them, come in and attack the liquor cabinet then congregate in the living room only to have the dog “entertain” them by demonstrating the art of testicular hygiene?

Comments are welcome…;-)

Y’all have a great week.

 
Posted : December 12, 2011 3:32 pm
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me and papaw were watching our mutt dog jake 'clean' himself out on the porch one night. i was about 13 and just finding myself and i told papaw "man, i wish i could do that" pointing at jake. papaw didn't miss a beat and said "boy, that dog would bite you!"

 
Posted : December 12, 2011 3:45 pm
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There's beer on my iPad...
And I'm choking...
You get a lot of points for that one, Snoop.:-)

Don

 
Posted : December 12, 2011 5:37 pm
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> me and papaw were watching our mutt dog jake 'clean' himself out on the porch one night. i was about 13 and just finding myself and i told papaw "man, i wish i could do that" pointing at jake. papaw didn't miss a beat and said "boy, that dog would bite you!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Ewww & funny at the same time!!!!!!! 😛 :-O :-S +o( :clap:

 
Posted : December 13, 2011 3:32 am
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Louis told that bit of "biting" humor about Bubba and LeeRoy, (the University of Georgia good ole boy fans). He also was author of the book "Shoot Low Boys, They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies" That may tell you something about his sense of humor.

 
Posted : December 13, 2011 9:41 am
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That was supposed to have said Louis Grizzard...

 
Posted : December 13, 2011 9:42 am
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> me and papaw were watching our mutt dog jake 'clean' himself out on the porch one night....

Are you related to the infamous Derel of Lawton, the newly appointed Paw Paw? Small cozy little world, eh...;-)

On a similar note, I once gave my black lab mix dog Chester a piece of bologna that may have expired its shelf life. My then 5 yr old daughter looked at me and said "...dad, that meat may be rotten...". I just replied "... but Jesse, Chester licks his butt, so do you think he really cares about a little mold..."

... as Chester went walking off with a big smile.

 
Posted : December 13, 2011 9:51 am
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That's the funniest thing I've heard all week! I wonder if pawpaw ever said "dat boy just aint right"?

 
Posted : December 13, 2011 1:26 pm