Spent some time wandering around the local county fair today. Saw a woman who was probably in her mid-30's with an entertaining T-shirt on. I want to know who bought it and who gave it to her. I'm betting it wasn't her mother or her minister.
It had the following message: If you think I'M a bitch, you REALLY need to meet my mother.
Probably a gift from her father...
Funniest one I've ever seen was a t-shirt definitely cut for (and worn by) a pregnant young lady. On the front it said "I AM A VIRGIN"...
..on the back it read "THIS IS AN OLD SHIRT". 😉
The most bizarre pair I ever saw were worn together by what I had to assume were a teenage girl and her mother. The mother's shirt had a large egg on it. The daughter's shirt had the message: Please help my mom, she needs laid.
We were leaving the office the other morning to go out surveying and a very attractive young woman walked past wearing a t-shirt that had on the front the words "follow me". Sadly, we already knew where to go.
Richard Imrie, post: 382316, member: 11256 wrote: We were leaving the office the other morning to go out surveying and a very attractive young woman walked past wearing a t-shirt that had on the front the words "follow me". Sadly, we already knew where to go.
I've heard tight shirts on young girls affect men just like laser pointers and cats...
One of my favorites....maybe not a funny, I saw a farmer with a t-shirt on that said something like "Farmers.....Somebody has to feed you people"
A friend of mine has a shirt that reads "Last night I Googled your mother"!
SWMBO bought one of these for me but will only allow me to wear it in the yard......
I have a collection of tee shirts (likely over well over 50, never counted) most of which can be considered to be of the wise-a$$ variety. Mommy is typically quite willing to ask me why I wear such trashy tee shirts....
The message I have on a tee shirt that gets the most attention simply says: NICE ASPHALT.
It's a long story, but I got it free at a trade show for county engineers. I refer to it as my "hemorrhoid" shirt because of the obvious pun.
