My wife is thinking about getting a dog. As we dined with a friend this evening, she said said that she has a name picked out: Piper. I said that'd make a better name for a young bear. They both gave me a blank look.
I'm not an airplane person, but I thought just about anyone would get the reference. I was wrong.
Jim Frame, post: 451908, member: 10 wrote: a better name for a young bear.
... and "Sopwith" would be more appropriate for a dog:
By the way, my dog's name is "Pilot".
I don't think you can say 'bear' at a crowded dinner table, in California.
Boyyy can I ever relate to jokes falling flat. My philosophy is just throw a hundred out there, maybe someone will find one of them to be funny. Surprisingly somehow I still have a couple friends. Weird.
Sopwith is a great name for a pet camel.
A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife was angry and yelled at him, "You said you'd be home at 11:45!"
He told her, "You're wrong. I told you I'd be home at a quarter of twelve."
(insert rimshot)
paden cash, post: 451998, member: 20 wrote:
(insert rimshot)
Okay.
Last week at the Cajun festival in Lafayette, LA, a guy walks up and says
" you wanna hear a joke? What's a sex stone? "
"Sex stone? I don't know"
" it's just a f---ing rock"
