My dear sweet wiffy emailed me this link:
I have no idea what I would do with a pair of "flatulence filtering underwear". As a matter of fact, that kind of takes all the sport out of squeezin' one out. I tried to explain to her the reason there is odor involved is for the benefit of those that didn't hear it.
she didn't buy it......
There's some interesting tests shown on that side.
Think I'll stick to surveying and in the great outdoors with current temperatures and wind straight off the Antarctic any hint of a fart will be instantly blown away by other natural forces.
I like your reasoning. Women are often not good at reasoned debates.
They see straight through and generally remark something about getting real.
Well one I know does.
I don't care about smell or noise anymore.
I worry about surprises...you know:lumps.
A simple adage to live by...
If it has mass, it's no longer a phart...
She is trying to tell you to lay off the Cheese enchilada casseroles and egg salad sandwichs! 😉
And, she is probably tired of washing the skid marks out of your "panties"! :-O
In my science classes, we learned that all matter exists either as a solid, liquid or gas.
I am getting to the age now where I cannot tell the difference! :-O
