What is black and white and red all over?

@dougie : Take away its credit card.

Surely you have heard all of the good stories about the blind prostitute. I mean you really gotta hand it to her.

@dave-lindell?ÿ

What do you get; if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

@dougie Hell if I know.

@lurker : I think it's spelled Elephino.