An engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician were sitting outside an empty house. They saw 2 people go in and a little while later, 3 people came out.
The engineer says “our initial count must have been wrong.”
The biologist said “They must have reproduced.”
The mathematician said “Now, if one person goes back in the house, it will be completely empty.”
Aww man that one made me think mathematical for a bit too and I don't like math! 😛
Did you hear about the newlywed couple who got window putty and KY jelly mixed up?
Yeah, all the windows in their house fell out.
"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I HATE plants.
Next time you are in a convenience store buying several items and the clerk asks if you would like to have a bag for that, tell her, "Nah, I've already got an old bag at home."
Watch for the reaction. There WILL be a reaction.
The next time you go in to buy several items while that same clerk is on duty, take your wife along. You know the clerk will ask you if you would like a bag for that. Tell her, "Nah, I've already got an old bag....SEE?" Wait a couple seconds to catch her reaction, then have your wife swat you in the back of the head...HARD. Notice the clerk's new reaction.
Convenience store clerks deserve to get some entertainment from time to time.
