Tell someone to spell the word "pig" backwards and then say "funny".
Challenge someone to a bet. Have them sit on a floor with their legs straight out and spread wide. Give them two knives or forks, one for each hand. Place a small puddle of water a few inches in front of their crotch. Drop a small towel between their ankles. Your goal is to wipe up the water without them stabbing you with the fork/knife. Fake with the small towel a few times to get them focused on stabbing where you must reach. Then quickly grab them by the ankles and wipe up the water with their butt.
Ask a lady friend to look down inside the front of her blouse/top and spell the word "attic" aloud.
Cow,
There's something about you that just ain't right.
Don
I know I pee funny, your point is?
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Come on, guys. Surely you have some stupid little human tricks that you could share with us.
It's funny in a group, but, beware of the consequences if your victim takes it wrong...........Ask a friend if he has any pictures of his mother in the nude. When he quickly says "No.", respond with, "Wanna buy some?"
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Tell your friend to say "I'm a smart fellow, you're a fellow smart" five times really fast.
Have them spell "silk" five times really fast then ask them what cows drink.
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Tell someone to say Mother may I and then spell cup.....;-)
Have someone hold their tongue and then say my Father works in the ship yards, shoveling out the ashes......:-P
Wow, your friends would really try to stab your hand with a knife or fork just for a bet, with friends like that who needs enimas?
I promise to never stab you with a knife or fork Mr. Cow, however I can not make that same promise about others in the bovine family.
