..are a fine bunch. This here is for all y'alls.
You are 100% Oklahoman if:
1.. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Waurika, Weleetka,
Wewoka, Wetumka and Chickasha.
2.. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.
3.. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.
4.. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
5.. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6.. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7.. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8.. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9.. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")
11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an
airplane crash.
13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your
fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two drivers staring each other at a four-
way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in
the same store.
22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your
friends..
27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
I am close. Close enough. I understood them all.
Arkies are are "just okies, too lazy to go west any more"
He he he
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This was actually sent to me by my cousin (who lives in Arkansas). He always contended the only difference between okies and arkies was that one "ran out of gas before the other". 😉
Us Okies..>What are
13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
Us Okies..>What are
I think they involve grape jelly, taco sauce, a slow cooker and toothpicks...but don't quote me...I'm not a trained chef.
In Okie when two vehicles pass on a road both drivers wave. (and they use all five fingers)
In Okie you know what calf fries are and love them.
In Okie, it's perfectly fine to use a 58 chevy bench seat for a front porch seat.
Okie, it's where Jeff Foxworthy comes when he needs new material.
> Arkies are are "just okies, too lazy to go west any more"
When I was going to school in Texas we used to say that Texans were just Mexicans on their way to Oklahoma 😉
Us Okies..>What are
Paden has it. The grape jelly is important. Toss them smokie with all the stuff in a crock pot and go sip some suds. If you have the fancy inlaws over you can serve them with toothpicks, otherwise just grab with your fingers.
Us Okies..>What are>> Thanks Mike
I rec'd an email with the definitive Lit'l smokie answer!
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Lit’l Smokies®
Our Lit’l Smokies® Cocktail Links are smoked to perfection. Made with quality pork, turkey, and beef, they are fully cooked and make a tasty treat any time you're hungry.
Nutritional Info
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ALWAYS HEAT THOROUGHLY.
Stove top: Add links to 2-3 inches of boiling water and simmer for 2-4 minutes.
Oven: Bake links in shallow pan in a preheated 350°F oven for 12-14 minutes.
Microwave: Place links in microwave-safe dish with ½ inch of water. Cover dish with plastic film and microwave on high for 4-5 minutes. Allow links to sit for one minute prior to serving.
8.. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You left out the key ingredient.....You see people wear bib overalls with ties at funerals.
