Wife is out of town and Adopted File finally lost his upper right front tooth at school today. I texted SWMBO for the details on the tooth gig. $1 sprinkled with glitter because it??s from the tooth fairy. So I get a dollar bill, spray it with a little hairspray and shake some glitter on it... some poor bank teller is going to think this sketchy looking things made a few laps around a pole....
wow! you doubled the value
Wait, why are you doing it? Doesn't the tooth fairy do it?
He was moping around here earlier ?? Mom??s not here so I probably won??t get any money...?
Only $1.00??? I use to give my kid $20!! No wonder she kept believing in the tooth fairy into late teenagerhood. ??ÿ ??ÿ
Look on the bright side, we are paying for sedation for the Grandson because of a very bad cavity...a lot more than the tooth fairy usually leaves.
One of my twins yanked out his last fake tooth on Sunday (I'd let him keep a formula bottle overnight and he was a slow drinker anyway--4 crowns later...). Anyway, it bled quite a bit and is still painful. The tooth fairy forgot to pick up the tooth Sunday night. I...I mean the tooth fairy finally remembered last night. I give a $1 coin (which I can get from work's vending machines) + a quarter. The other twin gets a coin as well, but not as much.
Here is a letter written by my daughter (now a lawyer)...I had forgotten to leave money under her pillow...
