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(@holy-cow)
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This poor guy apparently made a very bad choice the last time. Wishing him better results in the future.

WICHITA (AP) - A 37-year-old man is in stable condition after Wichita police say his girlfriend stabbed him and broke his pelvic bone.
The Wichita Eagle reports officers responded to a house around 11:50 p.m. Friday where police say a man told them his 24-year-old girlfriend stabbed him in the buttocks during an argument. Sgt. Brian Sigman said the man was stabbed with such force that his pelvic bone was broken.
The man was transported to a local hospital for treatment. The suspect was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery.

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 6:40 pm
(@nate-the-surveyor)
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Yeah, probably time for her to get a new boyfriend too.... that last one is Kinda messed up!

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 6:44 pm
(@holy-cow)
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I wouldn't be interested in her if she looked like Miss America. She's a genuine pain in the you-know-what.

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 7:02 pm
(@paden-cash)
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Seen on a truck stop bathroom wall once-upon-a-time:

"It doesn't matter how perfect, sexy and beautiful a woman may be; somewhere there is a man that is sick of her crap."

PS - Now you all know the secret source of my literary wit...

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 7:22 pm
 seb
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I found you a new girlfriend your bovineness.

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 8:39 pm
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COWS OF WALMART?!?!

 
Posted : August 4, 2015 8:49 pm
(@holy-cow)
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o.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.O:party:

 
Posted : August 5, 2015 1:34 am
 BigE
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And this is among many reasons why I'm happy to be a lone hermit to sit home and play with my model railroad!!!
It only took me 3 wives and bunches of girlfriends to figure that out.
Don't get me wrong! I'd love to have a woman in my life again.
Just doesn't seem to be in the cards.
E.

 
Posted : August 5, 2015 8:13 am
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Playing with trains beats getting stabbed in the arse any day. Your wisdom is showing BigE!! 😉

 
Posted : August 5, 2015 8:58 am
 BigE
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cptdent, post: 330599, member: 527 wrote: Playing with trains beats getting stabbed in the arse any day. Your wisdom is showing BigE!! 😉

Indeed. I can create my own "world". If I don't like it I can change it.
I'm not much of an artist or landscaper so when it comes to scenery I find myself sometimes at a loss.
This isn't my first model railroad but I'm amiss when it comes to that stuff.

As to getting stabbed in the ass, not good! 10-4 on that. I'd rather be shot.
E

 
Posted : August 5, 2015 10:05 am
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Holy Cow, post: 330528, member: 50 wrote: o.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.Oo.O:party:

 
Posted : August 5, 2015 10:11 am