I don't know if this has been poste3d before, but it bears repeating.
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words. There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
i am about to ask my wife the difference- wish me luck.
thats funny Andy!
> i am about to ask my wife the difference- wish me luck.
> thats funny Andy!
Well, did you survive to post her reaction??? 😛
Apparently not.
A cop pulls a guy over whose driving late at night.
The cop asks, "Where are you headed to at this time of night?".
The guy replies,"I'm headed to a lecture about Drinking and alcohol abuse."
"Whose giving a lecture on alcohol abuse at this late hour?", says the cop.
"My wife!"
Yep i survived - she didnt think it was funny..
