We've often discussed the power of a surprise close encounter with a snake to cause spontaneous levitation.?ÿ I can promise that there would've been a fatality if I had been the one behind the wheel.......maybe me, maybe the snake, perhaps both, but a fatality for sure.?ÿ The eye witness reports would be hilariously legendary and quite unbelievable if I came out on the short end of the encounter.?ÿ ?ÿ
By-stander #1:?ÿ He was driving along in front of me when he suddenly started swerving, then the truck headed for the bridge abutment and this big ole boy shot out of the sunroof like he was ejecting from a fighter jet....
By-stander #2:?ÿ I was looking the other way, but I heard a little girl shriek and turned around just in time to see that ole boy levitating on what I hope was a geyser of chocolate while trying to shoot himself in the leg with a big Dirty Harry looking hand cannon....
By-stander #3:?ÿ He floated up there for what seemed like half of forever.?ÿ Once he quit squalling he seemed to be alternately cursing and praying but I can't be sure because he was speaking some foreign language.?ÿ It seemed vaguely familiar though.......maybe a bit of Surveyor mixed with an Army dialect I heard once called Combat Engineer......?ÿ
By-stander #4:?ÿ The air around him took on blueish hue then as he started hurtling back to earth he just exploded like a Fourth of July bombshell.....Now the whole area smells like bacon and BS.?ÿ
Oh, yeah, a fatality for sure. ?ÿOne less participant on RPLS today.
Had to replace the air breather on a rambler station wagon back in the 70s. Opened the hood and a 6ft chicken snake was coiled on top and I took a crowbar and smashed its head.
No matter what kind of snake, when they get within an arms reach perimeter, its a goner.
Your bystander accounts put water in my eyes.
This could ruin your morning too.?ÿ Get up, car won't start and then this:
https://nypost.com/2018/06/22/man-trying-to-start-car-shocked-to-find-rattlesnake-under-the-hood/
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