A Poet Friend emailed this to me:
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us
and she immediately dropped to her knees
and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought...
"These taser guns are well worth the money".
It's joke about rape. I shouldn't have chuckled. Lord, please forgive me for that right there...
............and please don't forget about the starving pygmiew in New Guinea. (Yes, I know I am going to hell for this) And no, I do not condone rape.
I thought you were going to mention the theory of a friend of mine who says "Women are like dog turds...the older they are the easier they are to pick up."
as paul harvey said.."and now, the rest of the story"...
what the old fart did not realize was that she was an undercover cop, and her taser was soon to "come".
Lee Trevino -- a true story?
Lee Trevino -- a true story?
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a
professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas , Texas
mowing his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house,
lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English ?"
Lee responded, "Yes M'aam, I do"
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work ?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
Lee Trevino -- a true story?
Now, that is a great comeback line!!
