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(@gregpendleton)
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So I am making a Polish Chicken and Dumplings recipe from allrecipes , and ofcourse my non-PC brain immediately expect.

boil pork loin on medium heat for 2 hours.......

I am guessing I wont be doing any editorials for NPR, but I'm 50% mick Irish, so I can take em as well as give em.

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 10:33 am
(@paden-cash)
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I love Polish jokes

Didja hear about the Polish guy that went to the eye doctor?

The doctor asked him if he could read the letters on the eye chart.

"Read it?", he replied, "Hell, I live next door to him."

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 3:36 pm
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I used to work for a guy whose last name ended in ski, back before so much fuss was made about ethnic jokes. He loved to collect all of the Polish jokes, most of which made him the object of ridicule.

He was on a trip to a Canadian subsidiary where they had a staff roster that read like the United Nations. One guy called him over and asked if he wanted to hear a Polish joke. Of course, he eagerly said yes. So the guy told him one ... in Polish.

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 3:43 pm
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Dobry ?art

Jest to zabawne!

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 3:51 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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I love Polish jokes

Did you hear how the Polish were thinking about switching from the left to the right side of the highway? They decided to switch trucks and buses over first and see how they like it.

OH HAR HAR HAR!!!

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 4:13 pm
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Dobry ?art

In full disclosure, the Polish know how to do chicken and dumplings. I have tried several recipes and his one rocks the house!

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 4:33 pm
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Polish Baby Feeding

Polish women stopped breastfeeding their children when they saw an article suggesting that after feeding a baby the nipples should be boiled for health reasons.

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 5:54 pm
(@dave-karoly)
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Polish Baby Feeding

dang that's funny.

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 5:56 pm
(@steve-gardner)
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Polish food

My mother's whole family is Polish and I must agree that whether it's chicken and dumplings or my grandmother's chicken soup with homemade noodles, they know what they're doing. Now changing light bulbs, maybe they use too many people turning the house. Aside from that the Polish people are brilliant.

Plus, you could show up at my grandmother's house at any time on any day of the week and she could prepare a full balanced meal from just the leftovers in the refrigerator. Later on when she lived in the assisted living place, she tried to carry on that tradition but the old moldy cookies she had brought home from the dining commons didn't live up to the old days. The spirit lived, though.

 
Posted : October 24, 2010 6:01 pm
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Polish food

RPN,
that's all I got to say.

:coffee:

 
Posted : October 25, 2010 3:04 am
(@moe-shetty)
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Polish food

look up a recipe for halushki (sp?) good stuff, and golumki

 
Posted : October 25, 2010 7:37 am