there once was a girl from Nantucket...
(sorry, don poole, hope it's not too close to home for you)
> there once was a girl from Nantucket...
'who collected snow in a bucket'...?
then she gave it a toss.....
Just missing her boss
it did hit the Kern,
so soon she will burn,
While drying the darn thing out.
Her Boss gave out such a shout!
to find a new job,
she went out and about...
then she said with a grin
as she wiped off her chin
with it all on Youtube, Dear Boss
"I WIN"
There you go, Dan B.!! I KNEW this was gonna end well!
Take care,
Ed
There once was a Surveyor named Dan.
Who carried his Theodolite in a can.
BEER IN HIS BELLY...
AND A CHAIN IN HIS HAND...
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Beer in his Belly,
like a bowl full of Jelly.
But for pulling a chain he is D'man.
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pullin' the chain...
over the ridge up high...
hunting for unicorns, them with the red eyes...
:beer:
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the Unicorn was beautiful
but I couldn't see
which one of those red eyes
was lookin at me
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> was lookin at me
the PC shouted,
"LAY A TIP ON THE BAR"
a wink from the unicorn
sure ain't FREE...ERR...FAR?...
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the tip had been laid
the card had been played
the boy needed to make a stand
but alas
all he had
was left in his hand;-)
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the unicorn led him outside...
out to his ride!
click click click...a battery fart
a call to a brother...for a jump start
:beer:
(hey, Steve...I still owe you for that one)
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not a soul with any cables,
so it was back to the table,
for another pint,
some bangers and mash...
