Q. How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?
A. Enough to kill 2 and 1/2 men.;-)
he's scheduled for a spoken word tour. no joke. my bride wants to see it. i'm not sure. seems like it might be the train wreck we don't want to see, but can't help but look.
The latest rumor is that CBS wants him back.
Q: Who will suffer the most financially from Charlie Sheen's legal problems?
A: Call Girls!
Q: Why did CBS pull the plug on Sheen's hit sitcom "Two and a Half Men"?
A: Because on Groundhog Day, Charlie saw his dealer which meant 6 more weeks of hookers and pornstars!
Q: What's the name of the new Charlie Sheen sitcom?
A1: Two And A Half Personalities
A2: Charlie The Menace
A3: Cheaper by the Hour
Q: What is Higher?
A1: Food prices
A2: Gas Prices
A3: Unemployment
A4: Charlie Sheen
Statement: Disneyland was closed to the public Sunday night for Miley Cyrus' Sweet 16 party.
Punchline: In related news, the Bunny Ranch will be shut down next Friday for a birthday celebration for Charlie Sheen!
