The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States ,
wandering aimlessly and starving.
They are about to just lie down and wait for death,
when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there,
in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon,
every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?
We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?
Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind,
when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees... a ham bush."
wow. You should delete that. It could very easily be construed as racist.
That was great. And I do love bacon.
Word of the day:
Wheelchair
Like this: "There's only one enchilada left, but, that's ok, wheelchair."
🙂
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Really? I had no clue that there were rednecks from Mexico.
"We ees"?
Really?
JA, PLS SoCal
