I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and co-workers.
I would like to arrive at Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too keen on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
I'd like to be in Vincible, but more often than not I wind up in Deepsh*t; the older I get, the easier it is to get there and the longer I stay there.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimulation I can get!
But for all my love of travel, there is one place I don't ever want to go. I never want to be in Continent.
One positive about being in Continent, no one can accuse you of being full of sh*& anymore.
I Get Around> snoop 🙁
take it back snoop!!! The "work around(s)" for banned words is dis-respectful to the moderators; as well as the rest of us that find it offensive...
I Get Around> snoop 🙁
Apparently, you've also been in Flexible...:-P
I Get Around> snoop 🙁
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a naked drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some naked drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!”
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too”.
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing set,” replied the drunk.
I've been in Cahoots many times
I just can't remember who I was with at the time.
Don't get me started on being in Continent. That's far too embarrassing.
Those who travel from Severy to Eureka will reach Climax at a certain point along the way.
I Get Around> snoop 🙁
NOT what I expected...but great none the less!! Made me chuckle... 😛
