At breakfast today I overheard several retired gents complaining about being forced to go to the mall with their wives for endless hours of boredom. ?ÿI told them a true story from my days between wife #1 and wife #2. ?ÿThe gal that drug me to the mall decided we needed to wander into a Victoria's Secret shop. ?ÿI saw a big sign announcing a sale on bras that read "Two for the price of one". ?ÿMy gal was briefly impressed when I approached the sales clerk to inquire about the bra sale. ?ÿI asked the sales clerk, "So, if I pay for one bra, the second one is free?" ?ÿShe assured me that was correct. ?ÿMy gal's attitude changed when I asked, "Do they both have to be the same size?" ?ÿThat was the last time that gal took me shopping.
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What she didn't know was that later I went back and bought two bras and got two more for free..................in three different sizes. ?ÿ Later, I gave her the two that would fit her. ?ÿShe never knew about the other two and the two other females who ended up with those................fortunately.
You?ÿ DO like to get in trouble, don't you? (grin)
several retired gents complaining about being forced to go to the mall
I can't remember the last time i was in a mall; not that I don't shop, it's just that the mall has gone the way of the dodo bird (and rightly so)
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Victoria's Secrets??
I wandered into one of those stores once and there are no secrets there!
Victoria Secret is getting to be a dangerous place............
https://www.yahoo.com/news/toddler-caught-middle-brawl-front-144735811.html
OK. Time to pass on a golden oldie "shopping with your wife"?ÿjoke to the youngsters out there.
Fella was shopping with his wife and they got separated.?ÿ He looked all over and couldn't find her.?ÿ Then he found the best dressed breeding age young woman?ÿhe could find in the store...making sure she was very well endowed by our Creator.?ÿ
"Excuse me", he asked politely, "Would you just stand here for a moment and act like you're talking to me?"?ÿ
The young lady had?ÿto ask?ÿ"why"...
He explained it probably wouldn't be 30 seconds before his wife saw him and came over to give him some friction for 'flirting'.?ÿ ??ÿ
