So cold that right now I'm warming my hands up on a witches teet....
How about you?
Post pic of your keyboard!
Lol
So cold I just saw a dog with jumper cables trying to start a rabbit.
So cold I just saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
Larry P
It's so cold that Starbucks is selling coffee on a stick.
It's so cold that the trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
It's so cold the politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
It's so cold out here on the farm I saw two squirrels roasting their nuts on a tractor manifold.
It's not cold -
it's invigorating.
Now doesn't that sound better?!
It's not cold -
So cold that there was a girl on the news this morning who tried to lick a flagpole!
I guess my parents are buying me a new car for graduating...
(From a small town in Michigan)
I saw that
she admitted it wasn't the smartest thing she had ever done. DUH!
It's so cold that when the kid was blowing bubbles they froze and bounced away!
It's so cold that a guy had to get in the freezer just to warm up.
Check out the link.
It's so cold that farts are freezing. It will be noisey and awful when warm weather returns. :-X I have some of the larger green balls of ice in the freezer so that I can roll them under coworker's desks when they are not looking. :whistle:
