Yet to document all outdoor antics? Or do we need to set up a Go Fund Me page to make this happen?
Wonderful idea!!!!!
Must have full audio to go with it. Imagine the Okie swear words that might not be common in other parts of the world.
How very true! I could use a few cuss words that folks around here wouldn't be able to understand. :imp:
Holy Cow, post: 438368, member: 50 wrote: Wonderful idea!!!!!.
You guys really think my life is that interesting? It's just as boring as anybody else's...believe me.
I am reminded of a conversation with a friend of mine that was a corporate jet pilot for years. He had a few good stories and I suggested he record them. His explanation was that it would take hundreds of hours in the cockpit to catch the slightest deviation. The way he described his job was "years of boredom sprinkled with seconds of shear terror every so often..." 😉
I will look into though. As for my recent fist fight with a rusty drag harrow, a video would only prove most embarrassing. Nobody really wants to hear a growed man whimper like a 9 year old....
We could all chip in and buy Unc. this:
Whether or not he will use it is questionable. (Considering some of the Cash Brothers previous antics)
Personally I don't think he will because of the possibility of self-incrimination. 😉
paden cash, post: 438382, member: 20 wrote: You guys really think my life is that interesting?
I will look into though. As for my recent fist fight with a rusty drag harrow, a video would only prove most embarrassing. Nobody really wants to hear a growed man whimper like a 9 year old....
As for the first question: Yes! The answer derived from the wonderful stories you tell on this forum.
Second statement: As long as it isn't me "wimpering like a 9 year old", Yes, I have interest as long as it includes "the rest of the story" to coin a phrase......
I've deserved that treatment more than once, but nobody has dared attempt it yet. 😀
paden cash, post: 438382, member: 20 wrote: Nobody really wants to hear a growed man whimper like a 9 year old....
Not only does she want to hear you whimper like a nine year old; she wants you to pay for the privilege. :scream:
FL/GA PLS., post: 438383, member: 379 wrote: ..Personally I don't think he will because of the possibility of self-incrimination. 😉
I wish you hadn't said that...you unwittingly have excitimulated the Cash gene known as the "well..by God" genetic malocclusion that gets me in trouble everytime.
Some of you may be familiar with another Okie, R.D. Mercer. "Cousin Roy" is one of my great-aunt Lotta's boys. And he got stuck hard with the "well by God" gene. Here's an audio clip of him in action:
[MEDIA=youtube]5rApNkUQ7RA[/MEDIA]
James Fleming, post: 438388, member: 136 wrote: Not only does she want to hear you whimper like a nine year old; she wants you to pay for the privilege. :scream:
My my..that young'n looks hungry. If the resolution was any better on the image she might look cold too....;)
I worked a kid a few summers during his high school career that I nicknamed Ford.
This kid would not just fall down like most people, he would fall and flop and roll by simply walking across a level yard.
It was during the time Gerald Ford was president.
One of the things President Ford is remembered for was that of not being very graceful and taking tumbles on a regular basis.
paden cash, post: 438390, member: 20 wrote: Here's an audio clip of him in action:
I like dat boy Mercer. Herb be funny too. 😎
James Fleming, post: 438388, member: 136 wrote: Not only does she want to hear you whimper like a nine year old; she wants you to pay for the privilege.
Is this the voice of experience speaking? 😉
James Fleming, post: 438388, member: 136 wrote:
I'd ask you for her contact info, but if SWMBO caught us, she'd take the whip away and strangle both of us with it.......
paden cash, post: 438390, member: 20 wrote: I wish you hadn't said that...you unwittingly have excitimulated the Cash gene known as the "well..by God" genetic malocclusion that gets me in trouble everytime.
Some of you may be familiar with another Okie, R.D. Mercer. "Cousin Roy" is one of my great-aunt Lotta's boys. And he got stuck hard with the "well by God" gene. Here's an audio clip of him in action:
[MEDIA=youtube]5rApNkUQ7RA[/MEDIA]
Interesting footnote.....A former employee of mine was the step-son of John Bean from Knoxville who I believe worked as an engineer for one of the Knoxville radio stations. He was famous for pranking people and recording the calls in the late 70's and early 80's. His character was Leroy Mercer and having heard both his stuff and the Roy D. Mercer stuff, I'd say the only reason they got away their version is that John Bean died from cancer in 1984 and wasn't around to protest and raise hell at being ripped off. Roy D. Mercer vs. Leroy Mercer
paden cash, post: 438382, member: 20 wrote: You guys really think my life is that interesting? It's just as boring as anybody else's...believe me.
I am reminded of a conversation with a friend of mine that was a corporate jet pilot for years. He had a few good stories and I suggested he record them. His explanation was that it would take hundreds of hours in the cockpit to catch the slightest deviation. The way he described his job was "years of boredom sprinkled with seconds of shear terror every so often..." 😉
I will look into though. As for my recent fist fight with a rusty drag harrow, a video would only prove most embarrassing. Nobody really wants to hear a growed man whimper like a 9 year old....
I described being a LEO as hours and hours of sheer boredom punctuated by moments of stark raving terror.