Haiku error messages to replace the boring ones we now get (stolen from the web)....
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
(...and my personal favorite:)
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Haiku's are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
I've liked this one since I found it a few years ago:
ONE HAIKU
by John Wesley Harding
The Biggest Problem
When you write a haiku is
Running out of syl
Cheers,
Henry
I like that one a lot!!
Here's another I ran across:
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables there.
Are you happy now??
Surveying is cool!
Except in the summertime.
Oh, to live up north.
:sun:
B-)
