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Can we call it the Han Solo technique?

I wonder if any seal escape with the waste...

Which leads me to:

A father great white and a son great white saw a group of surfers.
The son said, "Can we eat them?"
The father replied, "Let's swim around them first with our dorsal fins out of the water."
So they did.
Then the son exclaimed "Can we eat them now dad?"
The father said, "Let's swim around them again with our dorsal and tail fins out of the water."
So they did.
Then the son said "Can we eat them now dad, can we huh?
And the dad replied "Yes, let us feast."

After the carnage was over the son asked the father "Why didn't we just east them, why did we have to swim around?"
The father replied "Do you know how bad those things taste with poop in them?"

 
Posted : August 25, 2014 9:37 am
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:good: :good:

 
Posted : August 25, 2014 12:09 pm
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Was once circled by sharks

In Panama Bay back in the late 1950s. Didn't know it at the time ... got to shore and then found out why my uncle had been jumping up and down, waving his arms on the beach. Sharks didn't get me, but my uncle sure chewed me out!

 
Posted : August 26, 2014 10:28 am
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Was once circled by sharks

I saw the subject title and was sure I would be reading a lawyer joke. I guess since the sharks didn't follow you up on shore shows that it wasn't.

 
Posted : August 26, 2014 10:53 am
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Was once circled by sharks

A lawyer joke...... Why don't lawyers go shark fishing? ....Professional Courtesy

 
Posted : August 26, 2014 3:20 pm