That reminded me of
from Your Other Left (a comic based on an idea submitted by [USER=87]@Bill93[/USER]). 🙂
Thanks for the bear comic, Wendell. Mrs. Cow is having a great deal of fun with that. A good friend of ours works for Fish and Wildlife. About a month ago a black bear was sighted about 70 miles from here. First time in the State in many years. She had asked him on Facebook of what she should do if she was helping me survey and a black bear came out of the woods and approached her. He assured her that probability was near zero, but, just in case, take along several rolls of toilet paper because he had seen on TV that bears have a need for that in the woods. She assured him that if she saw a bear, she would be the one in need of the toilet paper. Now she has forwarded your comic to him as verification of what might happen to her.