A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:30 am to 5:12 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.30 am to 5.12 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a council job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around
drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
A good ol' boy was stuck in the hospital during a flu epidemic. All the patients were made to were masks to reduce the possibility catching the flu. One day he was moseying along the hallway very carefully when he met up with a nurse. She heard him ask her,"Are my testicles black?" She said she didn't know, but, she'd check for him. She knelt down, raised his hospital gown, carefully took hold of the family jewels and inspected them thoroughly. She reported, "Sir. Your testicles seem to be normal to me. He removed his mask and said, "That was very nice. But, what I asked was, 'Are my test results back?'
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That's just too funny. I have SEEN them do exactly that!!
N
PS, I did not know that anybody had the balls to post that!!
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N
Heh, heh, I've been waiting for a chance to use that one
Don
waiting for a chance to use
I'm confused and not sure which to go.....;-)
> A good ol' boy was stuck in the hospital during a flu epidemic. All the patients were made to were masks to reduce the possibility catching the flu. One day he was moseying along the hallway very carefully when he met up with a nurse. She heard him ask her,"Are my testicles black?" She said she didn't know, but, she'd check for him. She knelt down, raised his hospital gown, carefully took hold of the family jewels and inspected them thoroughly. She reported, "Sir. Your testicles seem to be normal to me. He removed his mask and said, "That was very nice. But, what I asked was, 'Are my test results back?'
Wonder if she made him "cough" while inspecting.... 😉
